I tried once, but then I gave up

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

With a total running time of 11 and a half hours - they were too damn short.
Peter Jackson when talking about the LOTR movies (via mirkwoodling)

AGREED

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

londonphile:

Benedict Cumberbatch attending The Hobbit SDCC panel

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tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza